My daughter, I have two, the oldest one cuts my hair for me, I appreciate being and looking proper even the days when nobody visits me, I normally have plenty of time for grooming so there really is no excuse not to do this. Where was I? Oh yes, lately, I have been a bit worried because I thought my hair had started turning green. It has been silver, sounds better than grey, for as long as I remember, but never green, so I thought maybe I had some disease or maybe I had got Glaucoma or something.( we call it grønn stær in Norway, green starling in english..but I think that makes no sense, and really, it was a joke.) Anyway, to my relief it turned out to bee my shampoo, it made my hair a shiny shade of green. Now that I know what it is, I just wear it with pride, and try to make the other old folks here believe I am hip and trendy. Maybe it will catch on and everybody will start to color their hair, think, a retirement home full of old people with pink,purple, yellow and green hair. That would have been a welcome change.